LAUNCH JAIL — INTAKE OPEN
SHIP THE THING.
OR DO THE TIME.
Pick a deadline. Pay your sentence. Ship the thing. Fail, and you join the Wall of Shame — publicly, permanently, with receipts.
PRISONERS
0
serving time right now
CHOOSE YOUR SENTENCE
ONE-TIME. NON-REFUNDABLE ONCE THE CLOCK STARTS.DEFAULT
24 hours
$2
Hard mode. Resolves by tomorrow.
3 days
$4
A weekend and your dignity.
7 days
$5
The classic. Most sentences here.
30 days
$10
Long enough to forget. We won't.
Already inside? Bail buys another seven days for $20 — same page, same clock, same audience. 3 bails maximum.
CURRENTLY INCARCERATED
NOBODY IS DOING TIME.
The cells are empty. Somebody commit to something.
THE WALL OF SHAME
SEE ALL →THE WALL IS CLEAN.
Disgraceful. Somebody fail something.